FRONT:
"MASTER AND HIS DOG: Why did not you simplify your obvious question mark, and just simplify your obvious question, mark? Is your name Mark? I thought it was frog, fool. But Mark fittest you not! Anyhow you moroon, why did not you simply say, in a sort of whitelessnessness: “Where is the lake?”
BACK:
THE FOOL: You Prick O Ponderous Caramel Stamped Lettuce! I said what I said point coma period change of paragraph. As my hand muscles the ligament, as my fingers modelate and melt around the big bic, I am loosing precious amount of ink. I am no shark, you know. Until it showers, we shall conquer topics, subjects, view points. In conclusion to this nonsenselessness: I order you to get me six puckets of ink (blue if preferable), which equals more or less my loss."
Excerpts from COLOURS a nonsense Copyright © 2020 Natasha Tsakos
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This long-sleeved shirt is made of the ultra-smooth American Apparel cotton, and it has comfy long sleeves to protect you from the elements. The sleeves are cuffed at the hand for a tapered look that adds a little flair.
• 100% cotton (heather grey has 10% polyester)
• Long sleeves
• Cuffed hands
• Durable ribbed neckband
• Double stitched
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 ¼ | 29 ⅜ | 30 ½ | 31 ⅝ | 32 ¾ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.