"MASTER AND HIS DOG: I know. Precisely why I am looking for the key. As my saliva drips inside my oesophagus, as my words enter your left ear, exit through your laringus, I am loosing precious amount of energy. I am no dromedary, you know! Until it showers, we shall remain silent. My dog professored me the canine concept. In conclusion to this nonesenselessness, I order you to get me three buckets of water, which equals more or less my loss. Can you comprehend my dehydrational tragedy?"
Excerpts from COLOURS a nonsense Copyright © 2020 Natasha Tsakos
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This thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ¾ | 30 ¾ | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.