{"product_id":"page-48-49-prick-o-ponderous-caramel-stamped-lettuce-unisex-long-sleeve-shirt-american-apparel-2007","title":"PRICKOPONDEROUS CARAMEL STAMPED LETTUCE long sleeve shirt American Apparel (Page 48 \u0026 Page 49)","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFRONT: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"MASTER AND HIS DOG: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy did not you simplify your obvious question mark, and just simplify your obvious question, mark? Is your name Mark?  I thought it was frog, fool. But Mark fittest you not! Anyhow you moroon, why did not you simply say, in a sort of whitelessnessness: “Where is the lake?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBACK: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FOOL: You Prick O Ponderous Caramel Stamped Lettuce! I said what I said point coma period change of paragraph. As my hand muscles the ligament, as my fingers modelate and melt around the big bic, I am loosing precious amount of ink. I am no shark, you know. Until it showers, we shall conquer topics, subjects, view points. In conclusion to this nonsenselessness: I order you to get me six puckets of ink (blue if preferable), which equals more or less my loss.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eExcerpts from COLOURS a nonsense Copyright © 2020 Natasha Tsakos\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e This long-sleeved shirt is made of the ultra-smooth American Apparel cotton, and it has comfy long sleeves to protect you from the elements. 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